A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.

"My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."

The embarrassed boy hung his head down and simply said, "Yes, Father."

About 10 years later, the priest was in his study, when a young man in his early twenties came in.

"Yes, my son?" said the priest.

"Father, you may not remember me, but 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave."

"And what was that, my son?"

"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and that I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man.

"That sounds like something I probably would have said," replied the priest. "Did you take my advice?"

"Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem."

"What's that, my son?"

"Well, I've got three 55-gallon drums full of the stuff in the back of my pickup truck. What am I supposed to do with it?"