Burford is checking out of a hotel, when suddenly he has to take a shit real badly. The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts down to use the lobby men's room; but all of the stalls are occupied, so he runs back up to his room. In desperation, he drops his pants, uproots a plant, and takes a shit in the pot. Then he puts the plant back in the pot and leaves.

Two weeks later, he gets a postcard from the hotel that says, "Dear Mr. Burford, All is forgiven. Just tell us... Where is it?"