A pretty, young 12-year-old girl has her grandma's birthday coming up. Being a conscientious young lady, she tries to thinks of something special she can get. After begging her mother, she is allowed to go into town on her own to get the present. Come Saturday afternoon, she dresses up in her little red skirt, and her mother kisses her goodbye and warns her to be careful.

On the way into town, a flashy red Porsche screeches up next to her, and the guy asks her if she wants a lift.

As she daintily replies, "No, thank you," she notices a sticker for the local radio station in the rear window and gets a brilliant idea.

"Do you work at the radio station?" she asks.

"I own it. I'm the DJ and the boss!" he falsely replies.

"Wow," she innocently squeaks, "would you let me say happy birthday to my grandma on the radio?"

He laughs her off in a cool way and tells her that it's a serious radio station for cool music and that would be out of the question.

Still excited at her idea and sure that she can get her way, she jumps up and down shrieking, "Oh, please, please, I'll do anything!"

"Anything, eh? Okay, then, maybe just this once we can fit you in." He smiles wryly and invites her to get in.

About a mile down the road, he pulls into a secluded area and runs around to her side of the car. He pops out his swollen tool, which he has been caressing for the past five minutes, and with the veins bulging out of his neck and his eyes focused on the clouds shouts, "Come on then, come on!"

She turns bright red and says, embarrassed, "I can't, I can't."

Getting more and more angry, he persuades her, "Come on, come on, come on!"

After several hesitations, she suddenly grabs his penis, puts the blood-filled end close to her lips, and quickly shouts, "Hello grandma, happy birthday!"