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Being a Dick *** 

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Wait 1.
It ain't easy
being a dick
Wait 2.
I've got a head I
can't think with
Wait 3.
An eye I can't
see out of
Wait 4.
I have to hang
around with two
nuts all the time
Wait 5.
My closest neighbor
is a real asshole
Wait 6.
My best friend
is a pussy
Wait 7.
and every time I get
excited I throw up!

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