Age Drink
17 Wine coolers
25 White wine
35 Red wine
48 Dom Perignon
66 Shot of Jack Daniels with an Ensure chaser
Excuses For Refusing Dates
17 Need to wash my hair
25 Need to wash and condition my hair
35 Need to color my hair
48 Need to have Francois color my hair
66 Need to have Francois color my wig
Definition of a Successful Date
17 Burger King
25 Free meal
35 A diamond
48 A bigger diamond
66 Home Alone
Favorite Fantasy
17 Tall, dark, and handsome
25 Tall, dark, and handsome with money
35 Tall, dark, and handsome with money and a brain
48 A man with hair
66 A man
House Pet
17 Muffy the cat
25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the cat
35 Irish setter and Muffy the cat
48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the cat
66 Retired husband who dabbles in taxidermy
The Ideal Age to Get Married
17 17
25 25
35 35
48 48
66 66
The Ideal Date
17 He offers to pay
25 He pays without asking
35 He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 He can chew his breakfast
Seduction Line
17 My parents are away for the weekend
25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend
35 My fiancée is away for the weekend
48 My wife is away for the weekend
66 My second wife is dead
Favorite Sport
17 Sex
25 Sex
35 Sex
48 Sex
66 Napping
Definition of a Successful Date
17 Tongue
25 Breakfast
35 She didn't set back my therapy
48 I didn't have to meet her kids
66 Got home alive
Favorite Fantasy
17 Getting to third
25 Airplane sex
35 Menage a trois
48 Taking the company public
66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave
House Pet
17 Roaches
25 Stoned college roommate
35 Irish setter
48 Children from his first marriage
66 Barbi
The Ideal Age to Get Married
17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17
Ideal Date
17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25 Split the check before we go back to my place
35 Just come over
48 Just come over and cook
66 Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.
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