A guy is stranded on a desert isle, alone for 10 years. One day, he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks, It's not a ship. The speck gets a little closer, and he thinks, It's not a boat. The speck gets even closer and he thinks, It's not a raft. Then, out of the surf comes a gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wetsuit and scuba gear.

She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!" he says.

She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve, and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.

He takes one, lights it, and says, "Man, oh, man! Is that good!"

Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?

He replies, "Ten years!"

She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask, and gives it to him.

He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, and she says to him, "How long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"

And the mans replies, "My God! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there!"