A man and his wife were trying to have a baby, but after several months they still had no success. The man decided to go to the doctor to see what the problem was.

The doctor told him, "Maybe you have a low sperm count. I'll need to run a few tests, so take this cup. I'll need a semen sample."

The man took the cup, went to the restroom, and handled his business. Afterward, a lady walked into the office to find out if her baby (still in her womb) was healthy. She started talking to the doctor about how excited she was to be having her first child. While she was chatting, the man walked out of the restroom with his sample but saw the doctor with the lady, so he put the cup down on a table and started pacing back and fourth.

The doctor noticed this and told the lady, "I'll have your test results in a moment. Please have a seat while I finish with this patient. We have coffee and donuts along with some magazines on the table over there."

The lady sat down, and the man walked over to the doctor and started talking about how he and his wife trying to conceive.

While the man and the doctor were talking, the lady interrupted and asked, "Excuse me, but the donuts are dry, and I don't drink coffee. Do you have any more milk to go with them."

The doctor says, "Milk? We never had any milk here."