Three old ladies are sitting around playing bridge, when one of them, Edna, says, "You know, ladies, I'm having a real problem getting my husband interested sexually."

Mary pipes up and says, "Edna, listen, you know what I do? When my husband gets home from work, I strip him down and rub him all over with exotic oils. Works every time!"

So Dorothy jumps in and says, "No, no, Edna. Don't listen to Mary. Before my husband gets home from work, I get completely naked and get on my bed and pull my legs back behind my head. When he walks in, INSTANT erection."

Edna, after contemplating both idea, decides to go with Dorothy's suggestion.

That night, before her husband gets home from working the late shift, Edna strips naked, hops onto her big 4-poster bed and struggles for about a half an hour trying to get her legs back behind her head. Just as she gets her feet behind her ears, in walks her husband.

"Perfect timing," Edna thinks, when her husband says," Jesus Christ, Edna! Comb your hair and put in your teeth -- you look like an asshole!"