Every day, little Johnny would pass by the local whorehouse on his way to school. Every day, a lady was sitting in the window of the whorehouse.

As Johnny would pass by, the lady would wave her pinky finger at Johnny and say, "Hello, little boy."

This upset Johnny, and he usually ran to school after that. Johnny started going to school a different way, but that route was much longer.

One day Johnny got up enough nerve to take his normal route to school. Once again, there was the lady sitting in the window, and once again she waved her pinky finger at Johnny and said, "Hello, little boy."

This time Johnny was ready. He used his hands to spread his mouth open as far as possible and said, "H E L L O L A D Y."