A man visits a whore. They take off their clothes, and he begins to lick her. After some licking, he suddenly gets a pea in his mouth.

"Are you all right?" the whore asks.

"Yes," the man replies and spits out the pea.

He continues licking, soon to find a piece of bacon in his mouth. He chews a little on it and wonders where it came from. He then spits it out with disgust.

The whore asks again, "Are you all right?"

"Yes, but why do you ask that question all the time?" he replies.

"Well, the guy before you was not all right."