Bob is feeling very lonesome and decides to buy a male parrot from the local pet store. When he gets home, he puts it in a big cage, which he has made himself. After a few hours, the parrot seems to be bored and lonely. Bob goes back to the pet store to buy a female parrot, but they were on back order. The pet store did, however, have a female owl, which Bob buys. He takes the owl home and puts it in the cage with the parrot.

At night, when Bob turns off the lights, the owl begins, "hooooo, hooooo, hooooo..."

To which the parrot replies, "But I haven't even touched you yet."