After working for many long, hard years, a hooker decides to finally retire. Fearful of spending the rest of her life alone, she also decides to marry. Having been with so many perverted men over the years, she feels that she needs a change and commits to marrying only a virgin male of approximately the same age as herself.

She takes out numerous ads in various newspapers around the world seeking a male virgin approximately 55 years old. She finally narrows her choices down to one Australian computer programmer. After a thorough background check, she is convinced that he indeed has never been with a woman, and they are soon married.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to change into her nightie. When she returns, she finds that her new husband has taken the bed and everything in the room and stacked it in one corner.

Thinking this rather kinky, she asks her husband, "I thought you had never been with a woman before?"

He replies, "That's true, but if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo, we're going to need all the room we can get!"