Two gay men were visiting a zoo when they found themselves at the gorilla cage. The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection. Unable to contain himself, one of the men reached in to touch it.

As soon as his arm entered the cage, the gorilla grabbed him and drew him into the cage, slammed him to the floor, and fucked him senseless.

A few days later in the hospital, the boyfriend visited and asked his partner if he was hurt.

"Hurt... Hurt... You bet I'm hurt. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't written..."