A husband and wife were screwing up a storm. Afterward, the husband headed to the bathroom to clean up. He was halfway down the hall when his 6-year-old son also stepped into the hallway and was shocked to see his old man standing there wearing nothing more than a condom.

The boy pointed at his father's penis and asked, "Dad, what are you doing?"

The father, not wanting to explain sex or birth control, started with a bullshit story. "Son, I'm trying to catch a mouse."

The boy, still in shock, asked, "What are ya gonna do when ya catch it ... fuck it?"