President Clinton visits Saddam Hussein to talk about the UNSCOM inspections in Iraq. As he sits down, Clinton sees three buttons on the arm of Saddam's chair.

When Saddam sits down, Clinton immediately asks, "Why are there three buttons on your armrest?"

"You'll see," says Saddam.

After 10 minutes, Saddam presses the first button, and WHACK, a boxing glove hits Clinton in the face. Clinton grabs his nose while Saddam just laughs.

Clinton manages to remain calm until, after another 10 minutes, Saddam presses the second button, and another boxing glove hits Clinton in the stomach. While Clinton is gasping for air, Saddam falls out of his chair from laughing.

Clinton is seriously annoyed by now but remains outwardly calm. After another 5 minutes, Saddam presses the third button, and from under the table another boxing glove hits Clinton, this time right in the crotch. Clinton is really fed up and breaks off the talks.

"We'll continue this next week in the White House," says the President.

Saddam has tears in his eyes from laughing and can only nod in agreement.

As agreed, Clinton receives Saddam in the Oval Office a week later, and as Saddam sits down, he sees three buttons on the arm of Clinton's chair.

As the meeting goes on, Saddam sees Clinton press the first button and immediately ducks, but nothing happens.

This doesn't stop Clinton from laughing really loudly. Clinton continues where he left off, and after a few minutes, he presses the second button. Saddam again reacts instinctively, jumping up to avoid whatever is coming.

Again, absolutely nothing happens, and this time it's Clinton who falls out of his chair from laughing.

Saddam is totally bewildered and wonders what the heck is happening. But no harm has come to him, so he retakes his seat and the talks continue.

After a few more minutes, Clinton presses the third button. This time, Saddam doesn't even flinch, but stays in his chair as though nothing unusual is taking place. Clinton, however, is rolling on the floor, doubled up from laughter.

Saddam is not only bewildered, but now he is angry. He springs to his feet and shouts, "I've had enough of this. I'm going back to Baghdad!"

Through tears of laughter, Clinton says, "Baghdad... What Baghdad?"