There was a woman who had just gotten married for the 4th time and was on her honeymoon. She told the new groom that he had to be very gentle with her since she was a virgin.

"What do you mean?" said the groom.

"Well," she explained, "my first husband was a psychiatrist, so all he wanted to do was talk about sex. My second husband was a gynecologist, so all he wanted to do was examine me. My third husband was a stamp collector -- boy, do I miss him."