Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job.

Interviewer: "Name?"

Tarzan: "Me Tarzan"

Interviewer: "Married?"

Tarzan: "Wife Jane"

Interviewer: "Children?"

Tarzan: "Son boy"

Interviewer: "Anything else to your name besides Tarzan?"

Tarzan: "Tarzan, King of Jungle"

Interviewer: "Jane's whole name"

Tarzan: "Jane's hole named Pussy"