Three hard working guys are real tired, so they decide to take a vacation. They look in the yellow pages and decide to go away to the "Old Log Inn".

When they get there, they find that there is no washroom, no elecetricity, nothing... One of them has to go to the bathroom, so he decides to go in the forest.

He walks a long way and everything seems the same. He wanders for hours trying to find his way back.

Finally he finds these two guys butt-fucking each other. A few hours later his two friends find him bloody and bruised laying on the ground. They ask what happened and the man says, "Well I saw these two guys butt-fucking each other and I asked how far is the old log inn."