A guy is on a business trip and he's staying in a fancy hotel. When he goes up to his room there's a sign near the bed that says "Try our Oriental Massage".

So he rings down to the reception and tells the clerk that he'd like to try one of these massages. About ten minutes later this Japanese lady comes up and starts giving him a massage.

He's lying on his stomach and getting pretty horny and he gets a huge boner. She tells him to turn over and when he does she sees his cock standing to attention. So she giggles and says "Ahh, you want wanky!"

So he says "Oooh, yes!" So she runs off into the bathroom and he lies on the bed waiting. A few minutes later she sticks her head out from behind the door and says "You finished yet?"