A French couple are sitting up talking one night, when the wife says to the husband that it is time he had a conversation with their thirteen year old son about the birds and the bees.

So the father goes to his son's room and says: "Son do you remember that session I arranged for you with mademoiselle Ginette?"

"Oh yes papa, I remember very well," says the son.

"Well son, it is time you knew that the birds and the bees do the same thing."