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Retirement From a Child's View  

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After a winter break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday. One small child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live here in a brick home, but Grandpa got retarded and now they live in a place with a lot of other retarded people. They all live in tin boxes, they ride on big 3-wheeled tricycles and they all have name tags because they don't know who they are. They go to a big building called a wrecked hall, but they must have got it fixed up, because its alright now. They play games and do exercises there but they don't do them very good. There's a swimming pool there, but they stand in it with their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim. As you go to their park, there's a doll house with a little man sitting in it. He watches all day so they can't get by without seeing them. When they sneak out, they go to the beach and pick up shells.
My grandma used to bake cookies and stuff, but i guess she forgot how. Nobody cooks they just eat out. They eat the same thing every night; Early birds. Some of the people don't know how to cook at all, so my grandma and grandpa bring food into the wrecked hall and they call it "pot luck". My grandma says grandpa worked all his life and earned his retardment. I wish they would move back up here, but i guess the little man in the doll house won't let them.

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