A guy met a girl one day and fell completely in love with her. They were married the next day without ever having had sex or even a kiss! He woke up the day after being married and asked his new wife, "What's for breakfast dear?"

She replied, "I got your breakfast right here bud!"

So he went on her and ate her out.

He then went to work and returned home for lunch. He asked his wife, "Honey, what you got for lunch?"

So she replied, "I got your lunch right here!"

He again ate her out happily.

He returned back to work and at day's end was hungry as hell. He dragged his ass home feeling kind of mad and opened the door in amazement to see his wife running up the stairs naked and sliding down the banister. She did this over and over...

He finally asked, "What the hell are you doing?"

She replied, "Warming up your supper."