There were three army guys and they were called into their General's office one at a time to see if they could get a bonus for the week. To see how much of a bonus they could get they had to go through a test.

The test was, that the General had to measure with a ruler, the distance from the end of their dick to their balls. For each inch they could get 100 dollars.

The first guy walks in and the General tells him the procedure and then he measures. "Four inches", states the General. Good job. You get 400 dollars as a bonus.

The second guy walks in and the General goes through the same stuff. "Five inches", says the General. You get 500 dollars.

The third guy comes in and very intent of getting the highest bonus. He had already heard of the procedure so he rips down his pants and says, "measure General". The General puts the ruler up to the end of his dick and then with a wierd look on his face asks, "Where are your balls sir"?

The guy responds with a laugh of excitement, "IN VIETNAM!"