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  1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.
  2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
  3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
  4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
  5. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
  6. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
  7. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
  8. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
  9. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.
  10. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
  11. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
  12. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
  13. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.
  14. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
  15. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
  16. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
  17. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
  18. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
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