There was a lady who worked in an all night drugstore. On a Friday she started working at about 8 pm so she would be there all night.

At about 11 p.m. a mature man comes in and asks for some condoms. The clerk asks "what size will you be needing?"

The man says, "Size? Guess it's been a while -- hell I don't know"

Clerk says, "Well whip it out on the counter here and let's take a look."

So the man whips it out on the counter -- the clerk gives it a few strokes -- then over the intercom the clerk announces, "size medium condoms to aisle 6."

The man pays for his purchase and he is off.

Around midnight another gentleman comes in and he is also wanting condoms. The clerk asks him, "Well what size will you be needing?"

The gentleman says "Actually I have never purchased any before -- I have no idea."

The clerk says, "Well whip it out on the counter here and let's take a look."

So the gentleman whips it out on the counter, the clerk gives it a few rubs, and announces over the intercom -- "Size large condoms to aisle 6."

The gentleman pays for his purchase and leaves.

A little later on a young fella about 17 comes in and very shy-like asks for some condoms. The clerk asks him "Well what size are you needing sonny?"

Of course the boy is quite embarrassed and blurts out "Oh my God -- size???"

The clerk says, "Whip it out on the counter here sonny and we will take a look."

Shy but willing -- the boy whips it out on the counter -- the clerk gives it a few rubs and then announces on the intercom, "Clean up on aisle 6."