A mother had three daughters and, on their wedding day, she told each one of them to write back about their married life.

The first one gets married and the second day the letter arrives with a single message, simply:

"MAXWELL COFFEE HOUSE"

Mother was very confused and finally noticed a Maxwell Advert, and it said:

"Satisfaction to the last drop..." So, Mother was happy.

Then the second daughter got married. After a week, there was a message that read:

"ROTHMANS"

So, the Mother looked at a Rothmans ad, and it said:

"LIFE SIZE, KING SIZE" And Mother was happy.

Then it the third one got married. Mother was anxious. After four weeks came the message:

"BRITISH AIRWAYS"

So mother looked at the BA ad, but this time she fainted. The ad read:

"TWO TIMES A DAY, FOUR TIMES A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."