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Bob is going on vacation and sees a golf course and a sign that says "Get help from a Pro." So Bob thinks to himself wow I can get some help with my golf game. So he goes there and says to the pro "I'm going to hit a couple of golf balls and then will you tell me what I'm doing wrong?"

The pro says "yeah sure."

So Bob hits the first one and it goes to the right. Bob asks what he was doing wrong the pro says "loft". Bob thinks to himself "loft" whats that? Bob says "ohwell" and hits another one this one goes to the right and Bob asks the pro "What did I do wrong this time?"

The pro again says "loft". Bob thinks to himself "loft again" and hits another ball this one goes about 50 yds high and 100 yds out on the fairway. So Bob asks "What did I do wrong that time?"

Again the pro says "loft". This time Bob asks the pro what "loft" means.

The pro answers: "lack of frigging tallent"

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