These three men were complaining about how their athritis was very bad. The first man said: "My hand skakes so much that this morning I cut myself while I was shaving".

The second old man said: "That's nothing... I was trimming my hedges and my hand shook so much that I ended up cutting off the petals from the flowers".

The third old man said: "What are you complaining about? I went to piss this morning and the way my hand shakes so much I came three times."