Once upon a time, a gay man with a tremendous sex-drive died and went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After reviewing his records Saint Peter decided to let him in.

"Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking in.

After some walk, Saint Peter's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. The gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.

Saint Peter was furious. "If you do that again, You'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're just there."

After walking some more, Peter dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Peter was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance.

Again they walk and for the third time Peter droped his keys and then bent over to pick them up. The guy, having no self control, jumped on him.

Peter by now was fed up and sent the gay guy straight to hell.

A few weeks later, Saint Peter went down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something was wrong, it was freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he found the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his ass off.

"Why is it so goddamn cold down here?" Peter asked.

"Well you just try bending down for firewood!!" The devil replied.