One day a man decides he wants to take up a new hobby. So he goes to a local sports shop and sees a duck hunting magazine and thinks to himself that it would be a challenge. So he goes out and buys all the stuff for duck hunting.

The man goes to a remote area and lays his fake ducks out on the pond nearby. He hides in the tall grass and pulls out his duck whistle and starts blowing. All of a sudden there are dozens of ducks flying by and he starts to shoot at them. He does this serveral times that day. At the end of the day he feels good about his new hobby and starts to look for all the ducks that he shot down. After collecting all the ducks the man heads back to his car and out of nowhere a park ranger appears and says to the man "hello sir, how are you doing today?" The man says proudly, with his chest sticking out "I'm doing great!! It's my first time duck hunting and if you don't mind me saying it was a real challenge, I was even able to bag quite a few ducks today!" The ranger pauses and askes the man if he could see his duck hunting license. "Sure no poblem" the man says "May I take a look at those ducks?" the ranger says politely "Sure, they're real beauties....help yourself" replied the man.

So the ranger puts on some gloves and takes out the first duck... he then proceeds to put his finger up the ducks ass. He looks at the man and says "Hmmmm... this duck is from Montana". The man is confused and thinks to himself that this ranger is weird. The ranger asks the man if he has a tag for hunting ducks in Montana on his license. "No" the man says nervously. So the ranger says "I'm sorry but I'm gonna have too give you a $1000 citation".

Upset and confused the man doesn't say anything, he's shocked. So the ranger takes another duck out of the man's bag and again sticks his finger up the ducks ass. "Hmmmm... this duck is from Florida, do you have a tag for that?" the ranger says to the man. The man turns furousily red and replies "NO!" "Well I guess I'm afraid that's another $1000 citation that I have to issue you." the ranger replies.

By this time the man is completely baffled and has never heard such bullshit before. The ranger finally takes the last duck out of the bag and puts his finger up the ducks ass. "Hmmm... this duck is from Colorado, I suppose you don't have a tag for that either?" the ranger says to the man. "NOOOO", shouts the man. "Well I guess I'm gonna have to give you three citations today sir." replies the ranger. As the ranger pulls out his ticket book and starts writing the man's citation, he says to the man... "You must be new to this area, where are you from?"

The man steaming pulls his pants down and shouts...."WHY DON'T YOU PUT YOUR FINGER UP MY ASS AND FIND OUT!!!"