There were three babies in a mother's womb. It was very dark in their. One of the babies said, "When I grow up, I want to become an engineer so I can lighten this place up." The second one said, "I want to become a doctor, so I can help people." The third one was quiet for a while and finally said, "When I grow up, I want to become a boxer."

"A boxer?!?" the other two said.

"Yeah, so I can kick the shit out of that guy who comes in here everyday and spits on us," replied the third one.