A blonde decided one day that she was sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decided to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband was off at work, she took it upon herself to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaft for work, she got down to the task at hand. Her husband arrived home at 5:30 and smelt the distinctive smell of paint. He walked into the living room only to find his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He noticed that she was wearing both a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. Going over to her he asked her if she was OK.

Yes she replied, so he asks what she was doing. She replied that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asked her why she had both a ski jacket and a fur coat on. Then she replied that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it had said, FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.