The big-rig driver stopped to pick up a girl hitchhiker who was wearing very short shorts.

"What's your name, mister?" she inquired, after she climbed up into the truck.

It's Snow -- Roy Snow," he answered, and yours?"

"Me, I'm June Hansen," she said.

"Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances?" she challenged the trucker a few miles down the road.

"Oh, I was just thinkin' what it might be like," he drawled, "having eight inches of Snow in June?"