A man and a woman get married and it is the happiest day of their lives. On the night after the wedding, the woman, who is now the man's wife, says "If you ever cheat on me, I will cut off your penis!" The man replies, "I will never cheat on you because I love you too much!"

After ten years of marriage, the wife finds out that her husband has been having an affair for the past three months.

So one day she hears her husband pulling up outside their house, so she gets a knife and goes up to the bedroom and gets in the bed.

The husband comes up and says "I know what you want!" and gets undressed. His wife then pulls out the knife and chops off his balls and penis in one swipe. In a panic because she did not know what to do, so she took the severed penis and got into her car.

She sped through town and onto the highway, where she caught the attention of a patrol car.

They followed her at high speed for three miles, and still panicking, the woman decides to get rid of the evidence, so she throws the penis out of her window.

It then splats on the window of the pursuing patrol car. One of the cops in the car screams out to the other cop, "fuck me! Did you see the size of the dick on that fly!"