A priest was passing a group of young teens sitting on the Church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.

"Nothing much Father," replied the one lad. "We're just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life."

"Boys! Boys! Boys!" he intoned. "I'm shocked. Why when I was your age, I never even thought about sex at all."

They all replied, pretty much in unison, "You win Father!"