Two Kiwi's are working on a Building site in Auckland, Phil and Mick. Anyway Phil turns to Mick and says "Cawww I've gotta take a piss, but theres no where to go, eh"

"Walk out to the ind of thit plank" replys Mick. "I'll stand on this ind and balance ut"

"Are You sure Mick ?"

"Yis, no worries"

"100%?"

"YIS !"

So out goes Phil to take a piss and the lunch siren sounds, Mick forgets what he's supposed to be doing and steps off the plank and Phil is a gonner.

Several months later an Australian, a Frenchman and a bloke from New Zealand are sitting in a Bar discussing which of their respective nations chase women the hardest...

Wazza the Aussie says "Mate I've been known to miss a piss up session down the Pub with me mates while trying to crack on to Sheila's!"

Pierre, the Frenchman says "No, No, No, Ve French chase ze women with much zest and give them gifts of love like French champagne to win their affection, it is us vor sure"

Meanwhile Bob (the Kiwi) sits laughing and says "No, You blokes are both wrong, the other day I was walking past a Building site in Auckland following these 2 gorgeous looking Birds, and this bloke came plummetting from the sky with his dick in his hand screaming.

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