I am sure you can imagine, it's as simple as can be.
A place like Piccadilly, the players he and she.

She whispers, "Will it hurt me?" "Of course not," answers he.
"It's a very simple process, you can rely on me."

She says "I'm rather frightened, I've not done it before.
But still I think I'll like it, when it's over not before.

He started to convince her, it would not hurt a bit.
So finally she consented, and so he started it.

It was ten minutes later, neither spoke a word.
It was she who broke the silence, her voice was rather slurred.

"It's getting rather painful," the tears were in her eyes.
"It's loosened quite a bit, it must be quite a size."

"Now calm yourself my dear," his face betrayed a grin.
"Just a little wider, so I can get it in."

"It's coming" he told her, "I know" she said in bliss.
He said "You'll feel more comfortable, when I've finished this."

Suddenly at that moment, she gave a frightful shout.
"It's all over now" she murmured, "Thank God you've pulled it out!"

Now that you have read this carefully, it's a Dentist you will find.
It's not what you've been thinking, that's just your dirty little mind!!