An American soldier is on duty in Sweden, where he takes a Swedish gal out to the movies.

They settle in, start some light petting, and the American says, "In America, we call this hamburger."

The gal says, "Yah, yah, vee call dis hamburger in Svedin, too."

The movie continues, and they go a little further. The American says, "Now, in America, we call this pastrami."

The gal says, "Yah, yah, vee call dis pastrami in Svedin, too."

They decide to leave the movie and go park the car. They get in the back seat and really go at it. Afterward, the American says, "In America, we call this a sandwich."

The gal says, "Yah, yah, vee call dis a sandvich in Svedin, too. Only we put a little more meat in it."