At a college on the first day of class, a professor was explaining his curriculum. In a somewhat affected voice, the professor said it was his practice to give "quizzies" every week. He went on to explain that these "quizzies" would cover all that week's work but wouldn't be too hard.

At the end of the first week, he passed out the first quiz, and the students began to take it. One student who was having difficulty with it leaned over to her friend and said "if these are his quizzies, I'd sure like to see his testies!"