A small white guy walks into an elevator and notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black guy looks down at the small white guy and says, "Seven feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch dick, 3-pound left ball, 3-pound right ball, Ben Dover." The small white guy faints!

The big guy picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him before he booms out, "What's wrong?"

The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"

The big guy looks down and says, "Seven feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch dick, 3-pound left ball, 3-pound right ball, my name is Ben Dover."

The small white guy says, "Thank god! The first time I thought you had said, 'Bend over!'"