Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do, Father."

The priest said, "Then leave this pub right now!"

The priest approached a second man and said, "Do you want to got to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

"Then leave this den of Satan," said the priest.

The priest walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"No, I don't, Father," O'Toole replied.

The priest looked him right in the eye and said, "You mean to tell me that when you die, you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole smiled. "Oh, when I die, yes, Father. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."