A Tamil guy, a Muslim guy, and a Hindu guy were on a plane that was so heavy that the plane started to go down.

The flight attendant said, "Throw some things off the plane we can regain stability and stay on track."

The Tamil guy walked up to the plane door and said, "We have many of these in our country," and proceeded to throw a set of knives out the door.

The Muslim guys walked over to the door and said, "We have many of these in our country" and proceeded to throw a set of Holy books and vegetables off the plane.

Finally, the Hindu guy walked over to the door and said, "We have many of these in our country" and proceeded to throw the Muslim guy off the plane.