There was a man whose hobby was fishing. He spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to the weather. One Sunday early in the morning, he went to the river as usual. It was cold and raining, so he decided to return to his house. He walked in, went to his bedroom, undressed, and laid near his wife.

"What terrible weather we're having today, honey," he said to her.

"Yes. And my idiot husband went fishing!"