In prison:	You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
At work:	You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
In prison:	You get three meals a day.
At work:	You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
In prison:	You get time off for good behavior.
At work:	You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
In prison:	A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work:	You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
In prison:	You can watch TV and play games.
At work:	You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison:	You get your own toilet.
At work:	You have to share.
In prison:	They allow your family and friends to visit.
At work:	You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
In prison:	All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
At work:	You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.
In prison:	You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
At work:	You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
In prison:	There are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work:	They are called supervisors.
In prison:	You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
At work:	You get fired if you get caught.