The day has come for the final showdown between the Christians and the Jews. A neutral field is chosen for this battle to determine which religion is more holy. As the Pope and the head Rabbi stare each other in the eye, the Pope raises his arms. In response, the Rabbi points at the ground. The Pope shows the Rabbi three fingers, and the Rabbi shows him one finger. The Pope brings out a loaf of bread, and the Rabbi brings out an apple. They both go back to their respective house of worship.

Returning to Rome with his head held low, the Pope is asked by the cardinal, "Your holiness, what happened that can make you feel so blue?"

The Pope responds, "First I raised my arms to show that God is all around us. The Rabbi said that God is right here. I reminded him of the Holy Trinity, and he stated the first commandment -- I am the lord, your God, and you shall worship no one but me. Then I brought out a loaf of bread to remind him of the body of Christ. He brought out an apple to remind me of the first sin."

The cardinals says, "I'm sorry. I guess he made you feel awful."

Back at the head Rabbi's temple, the other Rabbis ask, "So, Rabbi, what happened with that goyim."

The Rabbi answers, "First, he says 'You wanna fight?' I said, 'Right here, right now.' Then he said, 'Give me 3 minutes,' and I said, 'Fuck you!' Then we brought out our lunches and went home."