A woman was looking for a used car and saw an ad in the classifieds. It read, Brand new Mercedes Benz, slate blue, loaded. Sell for $150.

She was astonished and decided to call the seller and check it out. The woman selling the car was glad to show it to her and, to her surprise, the car was in perfect condition.

She asked the woman, "What's the catch? Why are you selling this car so cheaply?"

"Well," she said, "it's my husband's car, actually. He recently ran off with his young secretary. I got a telegram from him last week that read, In Miami. Need money. Sell car.