Six men were seated at a bar bragging about the size of their dicks.

After about an hour, the bartender got sick of hearing that shit, so he said, "Okay, let's see who's lying and who's not. All of you whip out your dongs and lay them on the bar."

All six of them do so. At that moment, a gay man walked into the bar. The bartender asked if he could get him a drink.

"No, thanks," the said the gay, looking at all the dicks. "I'll just try the buffet."