One day, a lady went to H&R Block to pay her taxes. She sat down with the accountant and filled out some forms. It got to the part where the accountant asked what her occupation was.

She said, "I'm a prostitute."

The accountant said, "Well, we can't write that. It would look unprofessional. Can you think of another way to put it?"

The lady thought hard, then said, "Put down that I'm a chicken farmer."

The accountant said, "Why a chicken farmer?"

The lady answered, "Because in the past year, I've raised over 300 cocks."