Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night, when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened.

About an hour later, Bill saw his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other, and his clothes all ripped and torn.

"What happened to you?" asked Bill.

"Well, the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and his 19-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me," said the driver.

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Clinton.

The driver replied, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig."