Two friends, Johnny and Danny, decided to drive across the country to attend a concert. On the way, their car crashes, and both Danny and Johnny die. Because both of them were bastards, they're both sent to hell. When they get to hell, they speak with Satan.

He says, "You can have another chance at life under one condition. If you have sex with the ugliest girl in hell, you will be sent back to Earth."

Danny and Johnny, looking around, decide to accept this proposal. So Satan leads first Johnny to the girl, bringing Danny in afterwards. Johnny enters the room where the girl is, and the door is locked behind him. He gets it on with the girl and is sent on his way to Earth. But on the way up, he sees Danny coming out of this room with this beautiful brunette. He is raging and demands an excuse.

At that point, the brunette says, "Girls gotta get out of hell too, you know!"